Comical Dieter Gifts

Searching for a playful present for a dieting enthusiast? Our collection features quirky, funny products designed to add a smile to their weight loss adventure. From witty mugs to humorous t-shirts, and cozy pillows to amusing prints, find the perfect way to celebrate their commitment with a touch of comic relief.

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The battle of the bulges,

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"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!" mockup

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

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"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!" mockup

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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You are what you eat (Nuts).

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working." mockup

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

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'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !' mockup

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

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'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!' mockup

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Weight Gain Denial

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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"Is it working?"

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How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.' mockup

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

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'It's a middle-age spread spread.' mockup

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

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'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.' mockup

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

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Comical Dieter Gifts Collection

Comical Dieter Mugs

Explore our collection of funny diet-themed mugs and add some humor to your loved one's morning routine.

Comical Dieter Pillows

Discover our comical pillows that bring a smile and a touch of humor to any cozy corner.

Comical Dieter Prints

Browse our amusing prints and brighten up their space with witty artwork celebrating their diet journey.

Comical Dieter T-Shirts

Check out our playful diet-inspired t-shirts and gift them a wearable dose of humor and motivation.