Comical Brews Pillows

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Fishing from the Pier

Teapot

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Join me in a beer?

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"It's for his shakes."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

Make Your Own

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

Moonshine Lite!

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Folly Family - Strip 1

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act?

"Sorry, I don't have any beer. The wife cut social benefits and plowed the money into her defence budget..."

Beer Keg Babies

"O.K. kid, arts and crafts time - today we’ll be making your ransom note."

'We caught him with this up his jumper, trying to join the darts team under false pretences.'

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'The first carpenter really screwed it up...'