Comical Brews Mugs

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Fishing from the Pier

Teapot

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Join me in a beer?

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"It's for his shakes."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

Make Your Own

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"Bubbles, huh? Call it what you want...it's still just gas."

Moonshine Lite!

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Folly Family - Strip 1

Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act?

Guy over there wants to know if he can buy you a chaser.

"O.K. kid, arts and crafts time - today we’ll be making your ransom note."

'All of our wines are made me on the premises.'

"Sorry, I don't have any beer. The wife cut social benefits and plowed the money into her defence budget..."

Beer Keg Babies

'We caught him with this up his jumper, trying to join the darts team under false pretences.'

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"