Comic Book Law Fan Gifts

'He's just been named a super lawyer by the Bar Association.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

US Gun Control Debates.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"I think the chances for a reduced sentence were reduced when you called the judge a pompous old windbag in open court."

You have been found guilty of being young, drunk and stupid.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.