Comic Book Law Fan Mugs

'He's just been named a super lawyer by the Bar Association.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

US Gun Control Debates.

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"I think the chances for a reduced sentence were reduced when you called the judge a pompous old windbag in open court."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

You have been found guilty of being young, drunk and stupid.

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."