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'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Stairlift around cliff face.

The First Fire Stick

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Standard & Poor

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Spoiler alert."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"