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Freaking Out at the Airport

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

The First Fire Stick

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"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Standard & Poor

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Mail's here."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Spoiler alert."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'