Comedy Jouster Gifts

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Bed Spread"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

Gang of Musicians

How's the writer's block?

No Hand Signals

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

Karate.

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

"I can't hear you but the banana can."