Comedy Jouster Prints

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Bed Spread"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Gang of Musicians

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

No Hand Signals

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

Karate.

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump