Comedy Caddy Pillows

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

A Cow Striptease

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Canadian Canoe.

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Turd golf...

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Golf