Caddies Pillows

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

"Rule number one, never laugh!"

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Turd golf...

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Golf

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.