Caddy Pillows

"I asked for a sand wedge!"

'I said sand wedge.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Lightning bolt.'

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

'I can get you in to see the doctor this afternoon. Have you ever done any caddying before?'

'Nice Shot-right into the middle of that foursome of personal injury lawyers...'

'Putter'.

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Duh!"

"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

The extra golf club

Ladies' Game

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Used golf buddies.

'Doctor, this is not what I had in mind when you said you were going to put me on an Exercise program.'

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

Caveman's Clubs.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

'Where's my horse?'

Kangaroo Caddy.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"Better use the ink wedge."

"You're Not Bending Your Knees."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"The book said I should place the ball opposite my left armpit. So I put it in my right armpit."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golfer uses a packet of crisps to cause a distraction.

"Well, that may not be the farthest drive I've ever seen...but t sure is the highest!"

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'