Caddy Buddy Pillows

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

Late night teddy reading

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Bike Rides

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'