Caddy Buddy Gifts

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

Late night teddy reading

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bike Rides

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'He lived and died for golf.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'