Comedy Caddy Gifts

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

A Cow Striptease

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

Canadian Canoe.

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Turd golf...

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.