Caddy Gifts

"I asked for a sand wedge!"

My other cart is a shopping cart.

'I said sand wedge.'

'I can get you in to see the doctor this afternoon. Have you ever done any caddying before?'

'Putter'.

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

'Lightning bolt.'

'Nice Shot-right into the middle of that foursome of personal injury lawyers...'

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

'Doctor, this is not what I had in mind when you said you were going to put me on an Exercise program.'

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

Used golf buddies.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Ladies' Game

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"Duh!"

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'Where's my horse?'

The extra golf club

Kangaroo Caddy.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

Caveman's Clubs.

"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"

Golfer uses a packet of crisps to cause a distraction.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Well, that may not be the farthest drive I've ever seen...but t sure is the highest!"