Caddie Gifts

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'I hear you lost your job as a caddie.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

'Steak knife please, Phil.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

'Why have you brought an extra pair of trousers?' - 'In case I get a hole in one.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'Weed wacker!'

'Where's your other glove?'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

Valhalla Ryder Cup.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"IV!"

'I learned a new word today.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golf Crime Scene.

Practical Yolkers.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Give me a Mulligan on this one...the S.O.B. is still moving..."

"Nice putt."

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'No, I said 'Pass me a Sand Wedge'.'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Golf - Putting green.

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'I think he's fallen asleep.'

"There now, isn't this better than lugging around that whole bag of silly clubs when you only need one?"