Golf Caddie Gifts

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?"

"My most trusted advisors — my lawyer, my accountant, and my caddie."

"I think you should use the wedge, like you're playing from the rough."

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

'I said, '5-iron'!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.