Golf Caddie Gifts

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?"

"My most trusted advisors — my lawyer, my accountant, and my caddie."

"I think you should use the wedge, like you're playing from the rough."

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

'I said, '5-iron'!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

Ladies' Game

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'