Golf Caddy Gifts

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Wedge!! I said give me a wedge!!'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

'I do an awful lot of business on the golf course.'

A group of golfers awaiting their turn.

"It says here that you're looking for a temporary position. Would caddy for me today be temporary enough?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Doc How come we never meet socially'

"I said sand WEDGE."

Execution

"What do you think kid, saw or axe?"

Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?

Camouflaged golf balls - 'We've been selling hundreds of those.'

The Pool Caddy

"You tired of all the winning?!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?