Caddie Companion Gifts

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'It's a pity Fenshaw doesn't take this level of commitment into his work at the office!!!'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Ladies' Game

Turd golf...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.