Caddie Companion Pillows

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'It's a pity Fenshaw doesn't take this level of commitment into his work at the office!!!'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Turd golf...

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.