Golf Caddies Pillows

Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Ladies' Game

Turd golf...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.