Connected Caddie Pillows

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Text Culture

City Marathon.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Who can we call?"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golf with a difference

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

Ladies' Game

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Turd golf...

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.