Connected Caddie Pillows

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Text Culture

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Who can we call?"

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Ladies' Game

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Turd golf...

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.