Canine Caddie Lover Gifts

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

'Fetch.'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"He was a very good boy."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'