Canine Caddie Lover Gifts

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"He was a very good boy."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'She's just great with the children.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Works every time.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Canine Scentipede

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."