Caddy Companion Gifts

"I said to make a left at the fourteenth green!!"

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Ladies' Game

Turd golf...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.