Caddie Mugs

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'I hear you lost your job as a caddie.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

'Steak knife please, Phil.'

'Why have you brought an extra pair of trousers?' - 'In case I get a hole in one.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

'Weed wacker!'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

'Where's your other glove?'

Valhalla Ryder Cup.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"IV!"

'I learned a new word today.'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

'No, I said 'Pass me a Sand Wedge'.'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'

Golf - Putting green.

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'I think he's fallen asleep.'

"There now, isn't this better than lugging around that whole bag of silly clubs when you only need one?"

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

"I said a sand-wedge!!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Nice putt."

"Give me a Mulligan on this one...the S.O.B. is still moving..."

Golf Crime Scene.