Canine Caddy Pillows

'I don't even remember how this routine got started.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Cling-On Dog

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Dog lover

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"I hate it when we fight."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Golf with a difference

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Keeping Warm in Winter

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Fur Baby

Puppy.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...