Caddies T-Shirts

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

"Rule number one, never laugh!"

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Ladies' Game

Turd golf...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

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