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"Fore!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Turd golf...

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.