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'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Bad dog."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'My ball hit the rake so I get a free drop.'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'I learned a new word today.'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'Where's your other glove?'

Valhalla Ryder Cup.