Cheeky Caddy Pillows

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Geezer.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

Sticking out tongue

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Turd golf...

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Golf

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

King goes golfing.

My other cart is a shopping cart.

'Did you see my ball come by here?'