Cheeky Caddie Appreciator Pillows

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Touché"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Golf

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'My ball hit the rake so I get a free drop.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'I learned a new word today.'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'Where's your other glove?'

Valhalla Ryder Cup.

'I said, '5-iron'!'

Golf Crime Scene.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'