Cheeky Escapade Admirer Pillows

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Houdini's Dog.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

'Bubble bath, candles: Not very private, but so romantic...'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

"Take that blend away and bring me a decent malt."

After 10 years of marriage the wife has to wear snorkeling gear in bed.

"Boy, you really do have commitment issues, don't you?"