Cheeky Escapade Admirer Gifts

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Houdini's Dog.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

'Bubble bath, candles: Not very private, but so romantic...'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

After 10 years of marriage the wife has to wear snorkeling gear in bed.

Awkward First Dates

"Darling, we can't go on meeting like this. My husband is starting to get suspicious."