Comedics Gifts

'You started it...'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Would anyone like to say any final words about Carl from accounting?"

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Jumble Sale

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Not now Kato!'

"You heading south again this summer?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

Bunny TV.

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'