Comedic Film Buff Gifts

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"You've changed."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"I brought popcorn..."

Eskimo in Igloo

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

"He won't get far without this!"