Comedic Film Buff Pillows

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"You've changed."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Any luck"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"I brought popcorn..."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

Eskimo in Igloo

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"He won't get far without this!"

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.