Comedically Spiritual Pillows

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

Applause

Washing Machine Torture

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Closed until further notice."

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I liked the loaves he gave out last week better. The ones with the little poppy seeds.'

'I warned her that too much dieting could be a danger to her health!'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"