Comedically Spiritual Gifts

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

Applause

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Washing Machine Torture

You may have hired the best lawyer but I don't think that you can sue God because of a downgoing Dow Jones, sir.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Closed until further notice."

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I warned her that too much dieting could be a danger to her health!'

'I liked the loaves he gave out last week better. The ones with the little poppy seeds.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'