Comedically Devout Pillows

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Caption Contest TK

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Dante Alighieri

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Give Thanks.

"First, you have to get their attention."

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

catholic

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

Dapper clown.

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

'Your explanation for all these business dinners with my wife better be good!'

"My trust in politics is limited. The dogs of the left pee on me just as much as the dogs of the conservatives."

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

'-when I think of the fortune we spent on her Elecution lessons'

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Customs.

Hillary Funeral?

"Oh, no! Do you mean we still have to go to Church?!"

'You've made me all hot, but I still don't feel very horny.'

Caveman counting on an abacus made of small skulls