Faithful Devout Pillows

Caption Contest TK

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

Men's Prayer Group.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Jesus wept

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'