Faithful Devout Pillows

Caption Contest TK

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

Monk Prompt

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Jesus wept

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Men's Prayer Group.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.