Comedically Clumsy Gifts

'I'm glad to see that there are people who still use the stairs.'

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"The last thing I remember was the flight attendant saying I had too many drinks ... "

"The subwoofers really help."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'He'll need some blood thinner immediately, but go grab me a sandwich first.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Spilt wine

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"So are the results not very good?"

'I'm going to prescribe a sedative for those worry warts.'

'A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Your tired eyes are red and irritated because you put sleeping medicine in them. That's not how it works, Mr. Jenkins."

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

Attila the Klutz.

"I don't have the $39,000 I need to pay off my student loans - I don't even have the comma."

"Well, how convenient."