Comedically Clumsy T-Shirts

'I'm glad to see that there are people who still use the stairs.'

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"The last thing I remember was the flight attendant saying I had too many drinks ... "

"The subwoofers really help."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'He'll need some blood thinner immediately, but go grab me a sandwich first.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Spilt wine

Enlightenment sounds okay, but I've decided to go with willful ignorance instead!

'I'm going to prescribe a sedative for those worry warts.'

"So are the results not very good?"

"Your tired eyes are red and irritated because you put sleeping medicine in them. That's not how it works, Mr. Jenkins."

'A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

I have the feeling that you live like there's no tomorrow, Mr. Fusco. I'm not quite that reckless, doctor. I live like there's no day after tomorrow.