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'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

The Nihilist Deli.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Your tired eyes are red and irritated because you put sleeping medicine in them. That's not how it works, Mr. Jenkins."

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'So when you say 'Jesus Christ that hurts', does that mean for the purposes of patient feedback that you're happy with the standard of care?'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

"The last thing I remember was the flight attendant saying I had too many drinks ... "

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

"I don't have the $39,000 I need to pay off my student loans - I don't even have the comma."

'George,I know deer season opens tomorrow but you're not going to make it.'

'Rinse please.'

'I'm glad to see that there are people who still use the stairs.'

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

'You've made me all hot, but I still don't feel very horny.'