Comedic Mishaps T-Shirts

A man stumbling as his bus comes to a halt.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Two hunters and a near miss

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Sale! Everything Must Go!

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

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Man shot in the legs