Comedic Mishaps Gifts

A man stumbling as his bus comes to a halt.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Two hunters and a near miss

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

Sale! Everything Must Go!

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

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