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'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

"Where the wild things were."

Cupid and parachutists.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

An old lady Kitesurfing

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Best Pals

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Father and Son quality time

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

Maps to the Stars

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"He says you should only charge him half price!"

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"

"I told you not to break so hard."

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Why do we do this again?"

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'