Comedically Adventurous T-Shirts

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

"Where the wild things were."

Cupid and parachutists.

Cary Grant

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

An old lady Kitesurfing

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Father and Son quality time

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Milla Jovovich

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

Maps to the Stars

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'No, not that Bill Gates.'

"He says you should only charge him half price!"

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"I told you not to break so hard."

Enlightenment sounds okay, but I've decided to go with willful ignorance instead!

"Why do we do this again?"