Love's Adventurous T-Shirts

Cupid and parachutists.

Romance

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Roller Coaster of Love

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

First Date

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Tough Love 2000

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"Clear!"

Sex shop

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

Chaplain Speedo: speed dating, express marriage, quick counseling, overnight divorce. Drive Thru.

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'Let's put some magic into marriage. Let's get a divorce and marry someone else.'

'You should consider yourself most fortunate - I don't often do things for charity!'

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

"Ready for the second part?"