Love's Adventurous Pillows

Cupid and parachutists.

Romance

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Tough Love 2000

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

'You should consider yourself most fortunate - I don't often do things for charity!'

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"Clear!"

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

Sex shop

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

Chaplain Speedo: speed dating, express marriage, quick counseling, overnight divorce. Drive Thru.

'Let's put some magic into marriage. Let's get a divorce and marry someone else.'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

"Dear, you're being replaced by a machine."

'Your profile says 'old-fashioned kinda guy', that's exactly what I'm looking for in a man.'