Adventurous Lovebirds Pillows

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

Romance

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Cupid and parachutists.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Aging together

Bookworm Romance

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Underwater wedding!

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"No, you open yours first."

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Spokane County Police Department

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Rock Climber Wedding

Gay Pride.

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

Turtles are natural born sledders.

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""