Adventurous Lovebirds Pillows

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

Romance

The Scanner Of Love.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Cupid and parachutists.

Aging together

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Bookworm Romance

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

First Date

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

Underwater wedding!

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Spokane County Police Department

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"No, you open yours first."

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Rock Climber Wedding

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

Gay Pride.

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

Turtles are natural born sledders.

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'